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I can't take that chance

First day as a cab driver

“What was that all about?”

iPhone for her birthday

What’s your final question?

Let this bear be a Christian

"Darling, what's wrong?"

"God, can I have a penny?"

Putin is held hostage by a terrorist.

"This is the dumbest kid in the world.

"If there are any idiots in the room...

Broken pencil

What lights up a soccer stadium?

Two muffins baking in the oven

What do you call an alligator detective?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar..

Bitten By A Vampire

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Two pairs of pants..

Paranoia